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Jun. 22nd, 2010 @ 07:28 am Sequins and subterfuge
I spend the first part of every morning sneaking around. I wake up in the morning and creep to the bathroom, hoping not to wake up the dogs. When I fail miserably at that I attempt to slip them out the door to walk them before they wake V up. But the bastards are traitors I tell ya! I don't care what anyone says, Huskies are noisy. Okay, so they may not ever scare off an intruder with their ferocious barking, but they will drive you insane with the wooing, oh the wooing. Someone really needs to tell my big dummy Chet that if I'm standing at the front door in yesterday's clothes, shoes on, ball cap serving double duty to hide bedhead AND raccoon eyes, leashes in hand, poop bag stuffed in a pocket, he really doesn't need to stand at the top of the stairs yelling his fool head off that he wants to go out. See that description up there buddy? It sorta means I know.

And what does the wooing bring? Why it brings V to the top of the stairs, still in jammies, expecting to 'help' with the walking. And she knows I'm powerless to her crying while trying to tame the wooing...at 5:45 am. 5:45 is way before coffee kicks in.

Why all the sneaking you ask?


Leopard print jammies, pink sparkle-toed sneakers and a poofy hat with a sateen ribbon. Yep, I let her dress herself. Nope, she doesn't get her fashion sense from me, I'm more of a jeans and teeshirt sorta gal. I managed to convince her she didn't need her purse to walk the dogs, but still. The women's walking club actually had a few members stumble when they encountered us, we're lucky none of them broke a hip.
Who does she think she is?
catspit
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From:running5k2day
Date:June 22nd, 2010 12:17 pm (UTC)
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That is so freaking precious!! She reminds me of my Caitlin. Caitlin loves sparkly shoes, dresses and her purse. She's not into hats & I'm sorta happy---one less thing to have to worry about.
Are you sure this little one doesn't get her fashion diva-ness from you??? LoL--I can't believe she wakes up so early. My girls take forever to wake up--FOREVER!!!

I can see you in your "just threw these things on" clothes that happened to be on your bed from when you tossed them off last night--LoL!!! Why do we do that? I mean, I totally do that and reading this made me chuckle. Your doggy really needs to Shhhhh!!!! Party Pooper he is. That or he really loves V joining in on the walks.
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From:neeroc
Date:June 23rd, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
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Oh ya, the more sequins the better! V has never been a sleeper, so between her and the dogs, we're lucky to make it much past 5:30. I'll admit to a weakness for shoes...one that doesn't get indulged much these days, but she's far more fashionable than I.

I often wonder if my neighbours think I'm a total slob who never changes *g*
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From:n_decisive
Date:June 22nd, 2010 01:24 pm (UTC)
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Fashionista!
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From:neeroc
Date:June 23rd, 2010 01:13 am (UTC)
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and the diva attitude to match!
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From:purplesquirrel
Date:June 22nd, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
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Her outfit is fantastic!
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From:neeroc
Date:June 23rd, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)
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She would go out like that every day if I let her. She cracks me up
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From:moo
Date:June 22nd, 2010 06:18 pm (UTC)
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Should I be worried that I don't find a single thing wrong with her outfit?
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From:neeroc
Date:June 23rd, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)
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No, only if you dress like that regularly. *g*
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From:moo
Date:July 1st, 2010 07:22 am (UTC)
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All the time!
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