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Sep. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:50 pm tehehe
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BLIND MAN IN A LADIES BAR

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -
given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Who does she think she is?
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From:miss_kat_1968
Date:September 2nd, 2005 05:21 pm (UTC)
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LOL!!! That was great!
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From:neeroc
Date:September 2nd, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
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An oldie I found while cleaning out my mail. :)
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From:running5k2day
Date:September 2nd, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
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Oh my gosh! That shit was freakin funny! I loved it!
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