neeroc (neeroc) wrote,
neeroc
neeroc

What does a girl have to do to get a spanking?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I broke orange_knickerz's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I pulled beccak1961's hair (-5 points). In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I helped islandgirlsj hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-966 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
neeroc

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