Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I fed leelu92 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I stopped thorne073 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon dbaxdevilsfan (65 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very good (555 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, neeroc
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