neeroc (neeroc) wrote,

stolen from purplesquirrel

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I fed [info]leelu92 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I stopped [info]thorne073 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]dbaxdevilsfan (65 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (555 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
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