December 6th, 2005


stolen from purplesquirrel

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I fed [info]leelu92 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I stopped [info]thorne073 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]dbaxdevilsfan (65 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (555 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

(no subject)

Hell, it's good to know that once we've polluted all the water on this planet, we've got a backup plan, as long as we get rid of all those pesky microbes first.

It is pretty cool that stuff I learned not more than a month ago has just become obsolete!