January 30th, 2008

jazzhands

Stealing from friends' blogs

This is clearly outright theft, but I am so excited! My friend Lala is currently living in Singapore, and often posts pictures of the interesting sights and signs she runs across. I'm excited because I've found my calling in her latest post, where she linked to this site:

http://www.ngweightgain.com.sg/weight-gain-singapore.htm and their handy-dandy guide to gaining weight

Weight Gain Singapore let's just pause for a moment, and maybe even re-read that. Weight. Gain. Singapore.

Book me a ticket, the expert is on the way! These people are clearly very sensible. You look younger and fresher when you gain 15kg. None of this, 'bags of bones are sexay' nonsense. They see skinny people for what they are, old and stale. This company needs me to share my years of expertise in weight gain with them, I'm packing my bags as we speak.
catspit

Things that make me go 'eww' - Jan 29th

[FCO] OFFER: sexy lingerie (Prince of Wales)
I have two babydoll-like pieces of lingerie. Both are above the knee in size medium. One is in a silver shade and is polyester (in a silky finish), and the other is white and is silk.

Here's my decision-making process for replying to this ad:

Did you get lucky with them?

If yes = don't want

If no = don't want