November 28th, 2009


This is going to end badly.

It turns out that payback really isn't fun, and I'm getting it in droves these days. My husband has determined that his time has come to repay me for the years I have spent tormenting him by screwing with his glasses (you know, fingerprints, smudges, hiding them and the like).

The morning after my last post, (he doesn't read my journal) he oh so innocently asked me where my glasses were. They were new, my guard was down, and I figured he wanted to have a better look at them, so I told him. He snagged them, brought them out to the kitchen where I was busy washing dishes, and proceeded to LICK THE LENSES!!!!

Then Thursday evening as we were preparing dinner, V started rummaging around in my purse. I left the room for a moment and when I got back she was playing with the cleaning rag and the EMPTY glasses case. After gently quizzing the poor child for a few minutes I clued in to the fact that my prankster husband was in the room, and sure enough, he'd taken the glasses and given her the empty case. Just because watching me freak out is funny.

It's a good thing I love him.