June 20th, 2010


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Since starting at this office I've often been warned not to enter the elevators with a full bladder, as you'll never know how long your trip will take.

Tuesday I stepped in the elevator and things had taken a turn for the worst. Now, not only will you be trapped in the elevator of doom, but you won't be able to call for help. Sure you can hit the 'having sex in the elevator' alarm (seriously Hollywood, the alarm always goes off when you stop the elevator) or use your cellphone....uh wait no you can't in the elevator!

I guess patience is really all you can have when you're trapped in an elevator.