Chasing my tail

This is clearly outright theft, but I am so excited! My friend Lala is currently living in Singapore, and often posts pictures of the interesting sights and signs she runs across. I'm excited because I've found my calling in her latest post, where she linked to this site:

http://www.ngweightgain.com.sg/weight-gain-singapore.htm and their handy-dandy guide to gaining weight

Weight Gain Singapore let's just pause for a moment, and maybe even re-read that. Weight. Gain. Singapore.

Book me a ticket, the expert is on the way! These people are clearly very sensible. You look younger and fresher when you gain 15kg. None of this, 'bags of bones are sexay' nonsense. They see skinny people for what they are, old and stale. This company needs me to share my years of expertise in weight gain with them, I'm packing my bags as we speak.