neeroc (neeroc) wrote,
neeroc
neeroc

Conspiracy!

Somehow my retailer has roped the environment in to their secret plot to drive me insane. It just occurred to me as I was talking to my sister that tomorrow is delivery day for stove 4.0 and the new fridge doors, and we are getting 15cm (6") of snow tonight. Clearly this means that the service truck will not be able to make the call out to our house tomorrow and the delivery truck will be involved in some sort of freak accident where the only damaged item is our stove.
Tags: effing appliances, funny farm
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