Not completely original but still fun.
Too bad all the media outlets aren't getting this sort of response when they go 'assessing' how 'worried we are (or is that how worried they can make us) about the security on the Hill, the comments crack me up.
I'm sure it's a black eye to those responsible for security on the Hill, but aren't those security risks inherent in allowing people on to the Hill? I mean, they have metal detectors once you get inside the building, and they've stopped vehicular traffic (one bus hijacking and a crazy guy with 2 gas cans ramming his way to the Peace Tower will do that) but I would hate to lose the ability to party with 100,000 of my closest friends next summer: