- you've determined the melted lump of purple plastic in the dryer started off as a (unused!!!!!) poop bag, again.
- you've washed a Milkbone. Again.
- you have more ways to brush your dog's teeth than you do your own.
- you weigh dinner invites on the chances of raiding the hosts' bread and milk bag stash.
- the windows of your car are covered in slobber and nose prints (blame might be shared if you have young children)
- where they dig holes in the yard, you build gardens.
- you would have rather had a Matrix but you bought a minivan so they could come along. Gas mileage be damned!
- you invested in 3M, then stocked up on those lint rollers
- you'll gladly get up to let them out at 1, 3 and 5 am. Then again at 6 to walk them. In a torrential downpour.
- you have a dog-walking wardrobe.
- they have their own towels.
- you've come home from work during a thunderstorm to comfort them.
- when you let them back in you have to carry them up the stairs.
- you invested in a furminator (see that second dog that popped up? that is what our lawn looks like) when it was $70 not this $13 BS! but still take them to the groomers 4x a year.
- your groomer books you at the end of the day because she looks like the Easter Bunny when she's done.
How do you show your fur babies your love?
