"When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
"Exercise gives you endorphins; endorphins make you happy; happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"
"Don'a stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me honey!"
"The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known."
and the freakin dog!
oh, I need to sleep.