Lacy "why are the guys so against me being the coach?"
Brent "I don't know, I'm not sure, lets ask your penis" (bends down, to talk to her crotch) "Excuse me, Lacy's penis...What the? you don't have one!"
Lacy "oh you can't be serious"
Brent "I'm serious, I didn't see one"
I think I peed a little.